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Skit Quotes

Skit Quotes by David Strathairn, Leah Remini, Dawn Powell, Louise Fletcher, Dorothy Parker, Melissa Benoist and many others.

In order to crash the party and be a clown with your own skit, you had to be there for quite a while.
David Strathairn
I used to do skits for my mom… and I was always entertaining as a kid.
Leah Remini
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same – dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits – the repetition through the ages is comedy.
Dawn Powell
She and my uncle were very sociable and would have a lot of people over at night to play cards or whatever. The high spot of those evenings was when we kids got dressed up to do a skit or something to amuse the guests. I loved it.
Louise Fletcher
[To the British actor who annoyed her by repeated references to his busy ‘shedule’:] I think you’re full of skit.
Dorothy Parker
I was Obi-Wan multiple years in a row. Alec Guinness’ Obi-Wan. I was a Dalmatian once because I loved ‘101 Dalmatians,’ and I think I was a Care Bear once and maybe a Spartan cheerleader from the ‘SNL’ skit. I’m terrible with Halloween, because I come up with these elaborate costumes and never follow through.
Melissa Benoist
I’m not about to put up a silly skit and preach a 15-minute message on ‘how to cope’ to a multitude of people who are dying and going to hell. I tremble at the thought.
David Wilkerson
… the student skit at Christmas contained a plaintive line: “Give us Master’s exams that our faculty can pass, or give us a faculty that can pass our Master’s exams.”
Paul Halmos
I make different choices in regards to the stories I want to be a part of. In my mind, it’s a totally different medium. Commercials are little skits, and movies are stories; I became a little more picky in my choices for stories that I wanted to be involved in.
Scoot McNairy
My dad is a big Outlaw country guy – Johnny Cash, Johnny Horton, Waylon, Willie. He loves Elvis and turned me onto Elvis. He was always playing me stuff. He and I would sing and entertain the family. We’d have a little skit on Thanksgiving or whatever.
Frankie Ballard
My first acting gig was a skit for Jay Leno on ‘The Tonight Show.’ It was this Barbie commercial where I got to pour mud all over Barbie dolls and watch the heads pop off. It was so exciting, a lot of fun.
Brie Larson
There have been, like, three auditions in my life where I feel like I’m in a ‘Saturday Night Live’ skit.
Chris Pine
I was a mad, impressionable kid, and every skit from ‘The College Dropout’ was telling me how I didn’t need school.
Chance The Rapper
In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.
Kristen Schaal
I’m not buying a boat because of writing skits.
Jason Sudeikis
Ever since I was a little kid, whenever my parents would have company over, I would put on shows, whether they would be magic shows, singing shows, dancing shows, little skits.
Ellen Muth
I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Christopher Walken