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Rum Quotes

Rum Quotes by Adrian Rogers, Retta, Robert Louis Stevenson, Ambrose Bierce, Katie Lee, Lord Byron and many others.

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
Adrian Rogers
Wine is crying juice. Rum is worse.
If you keep on drinking rum, the world will soon be quit of a very dirty scoundrel!
Robert Louis Stevenson
Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.
Ambrose Bierce
You can tap into culture by exploring what’s grown or produced in the region, like going into the Blue Mountains in Jamaica to visit a coffee plantation or a rum distillery in Barbados.
Katie Lee
There’s naught, no doubt, so much the spirit calms as rum and true religion.
Lord Byron
[The Rum Diary] is a prestigious movie and it’s got a great, talented cast, so they wanted to make sure they had the right person for the role, but it was a torturous process. It was painful.
Amber Heard
Red Rum is the greatest thing on four legs since Pegasus.
Jean Rook
Drinking rum before 10 am makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic.
Granger Smith
Broccoli is not as bad as people make out. It might give you wind, but I’d prefer to have wind and have good health. Health is the number one thing on the planet. However, I am quite partial to rum and raisin ice cream.
Chris Eubank Sr.
It was a maddening image and the only way to whip it was to hang on until dusk and banish the ghosts with rum.
Hunter S. Thompson
I’ve got two young kids. I don’t know what the future holds.
Robbie Coltraine
I pity them greatly, but I must be mum, for how could we do without sugar and rum?
William Cowper
New York means many different things to me. It certainly means cheesecake, more species of cheesecake than I ever knew existed: rum, orange, hazelnut, chocolate marble, Italian, Boston, and of course, New York.
David Frost
Melting pot Harlem-Harlem of honey and chocolate and caramel and rum and vinegar and lemon and lime and gall. Dusky dream Harlem rumbling into a nightmare tunnel where the subway from the Bronx keeps right on downtown.
Langston Hughes
Only, in Haiti, I realized, is it possible to drink rum and haggle with a god.
Wade Davis
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life’s most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the sick and occasionally raise the dead, is to put bourbon in it.
Lewis Grizzard
Time flies when you are having fun.
Albert Einstein
I had a werewolf morning. Awoke with a rum hangover, imagined blood on the walls, and prayed to god it was mine.
Randy Wayne
I’m drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys.
L. Ron Hubbard
I read ‘The Rum Diary,’ and I didn’t really like it very much.
Bruce Robinson
Sugar, rum and tobacco are commodities which are nowhere necessaries of life, which are become objects of almost universal consumption, and which are therefore extremely proper subjects of taxation.
Adam Smith
I wonder whether they have rum and Coke in Heaven? Maybe it’s too mundane a pleasure, but I hope so — as a sundowner. Except, of course, the sun never goes down there. Oh, man, this heaven is going to take some getting used to.
Desmond Tutu
People think I’m terrifying but I’m really not. I am firm, yes, definitely firm, but I also have fun, I like my champagne, perhaps a rum and Coke, a laugh with the girls, all of that. Honest.
Jo Frost
I was working with real artists [in the Rum Diary], and that’s difficult to do and very rare, in this industry, ironically.
Amber Heard
I remain faithful to bourbon sour. It’s absolutely delicious. You’d have to ask a bartender what’s in it, but I think if you know you might never have a drink. I also love a little rum, 7 years aged, brown, when it is chilly, before dinner.
Christian Louboutin
I’m the most unromantic lump of Northern suet. Yes, a woman did accost me once in South Shields, but she had a face like Red Rum.
Les Dawson
The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.
Winston Churchill
I’m a Hemingway fan, so in a manner of speaking, I’ve been fishing with him already. But man, would I love to board Pilar in Key West and head south until we have a day-long battle with a tarpon, haul that bad boy up, then celebrate by telling lies over rum on a Cuban terrace.
Marcus Sakey
Of all the hot liquors, I regard buttered rum as the worst. I believe that the drinking of it should be permitted only in the “Northwest Passage” and, even there, only by highly imaginative and overenthusiastic novelists.
David A. Embury