Pete Davidson Quotes

I don’t like going out. I’m more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don’t like leaving; I don’t like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.

I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

I just really want to do stand-up and act in stuff that I like. And do stuff that makes me really happy.

I always wanted my stand-up to feel like not just a show, but like you’re hanging out with someone for an hour. I like to just talk.

I’m not the first person to say this, but communication at ‘SNL’ – I don’t want to say it’s not good, but unless you ask questions, you will not know what’s going on.

I’m the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I’m completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.

It’s not good to be lit all the time and have no clear-headed thoughts.

I started doing stand-up when I was 16, my junior year in high school. My two friends and I would sit at home watching stand-up. They kept saying I should try it, and so I did.

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.

When my dad died, I had to go to therapy.

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day or else I will lose my mind. I already am, but I would go more nuts.

My jokes have definitely changed. ‘SNL’ has helped with that, because when you’re on ‘SNL,’ you have to kind of pay attention to the news. I feel like my material has gotten smarter now.

Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anymore.