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Michael Flanders Quotes

Michael Flanders Quotes.

If God had intended us to fly, he’d have never given us railways.
Michael Flanders
In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it’s not!
Michael Flanders
Eating people is wrong…
Michael Flanders
Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.
Michael Flanders
Eating people is wrong.
Michael Flanders
A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.
Michael Flanders
January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February’s ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer’t not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours.
Michael Flanders