Michael Flanders Quotes

If God had intended us to fly, he’d have never given us railways.

In July the Sun is hot. Is it shining? No, it’s not!

Eating people is wrong…

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Eating people is wrong.

A Bradypus or Sloth am I, / I live a life of ease, / Contented not to do or die / But idle as I please.

January brings the snow / Makes your feet and fingers glow / February’s ice and sleet / Freeze the toes right off your feet / Welcome March with wintry wind / Would thou wer’t not so unkind / April brings the sweet spring showers / On and on for hours and hours.