Kelly Ripa Quotes

If you’re a waiter and you’re waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.

I’ll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back.

My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

If I’m exhausted and I just don’t feel like it, then I don’t do it. I am a human being, after all. But I also know I’m the kind of person who, if I take one day off, well, it’s very easy for me to take the next day off and then quit exercising.

In some ways, her life is so much worse that everybody else’s, people feel almost cheered up and inspired. They feel like, ‘If Hayley hasn’t killed herself, why should I?’

I had a picture-perfect childhood. My parents were like June and Ward Cleaver; there was nothing dysfunctional about them.

I’m usually done with work around 11am, so I have time before I pick the kids up from school.

I always remind my kids, “I’m your parent, but I’m a human being, too, so I may not be perfect.”

I don’t have the best family history heart-wise, so I really try to keep my heart strong.

I’m not a prettier everywoman. I am an everywoman that they clean up awfully well for T.V.

When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.

I feel like my mind is a little quieter when I exercise.

Women’s clutches are too small. I open my purse, and with some hydraulic force, a tampon shoots 12 feet into the air.

There’s no such thing as an uber-mom.

I had a picture-perfect childhood.

I’d rather not have a moment when I’m known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer.

If I win, it’s because of my natural ability and if I lose, it’s because I wasn’t trying so hard.

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.

I get paid to make out with the hunks!

I’m like any working mom.

If I feel any sort of emotional upheaval, I go for a jog and I feel better.

Don’t get divorced after your first argument! I have a lot of friends that have one fight and that’s it, they get divorced. I go, ‘Wait a minute! Oh my gosh, you guys! Calm down! You’ll forget in three days what you were fighting about. I promise. So just let it marinate a little bit-that’s my best love advice.