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Katt Williams Quotes

Katt Williams Quotes.

Golf is a game with morals. There’s always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That’s why it’s a gentleman’s game.
Katt Williams
Buy a condom, ribbed for her pleasure. Turn it inside out, now it’s ribbed for your pleasure.
Katt Williams
I go where people are hurting. I stand on the stage, and I make people laugh for an hour and a half.
Katt Williams
Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it’ll be your last headache.
Katt Williams
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don’t change your perception on whats important in your life.
Katt Williams
I think pimp, therefore i am.
Katt Williams
White people, you did not get a receipt for niggas, you can not return us!
Katt Williams
That is the job of a comedian: To take unpleasant subject matter and forcibly, with his hands, wring the funny out of it.
Katt Williams
All comedy comes from a dark place.
Katt Williams
My name is “A Pimp named Slickback” Wait… A Pimp?? … Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the “A Pimp Named” part. Yes Tom, everytime.
Katt Williams
I apologize for the fact that the word ‘anti-Mexican’ is being said to a black guy in America.
Katt Williams
My legs tired, ain’t your legs tired!? His legs ain’t Tired! He Just… Tinktinktinktinktinktink, TinktinkTinktinkTinktink!! Just paperclips and Sparks everywhere!
Katt Williams
Invisibility is the only thing that fame cost me. I used to be able to go places and blend in. Anonymity is something you lose on this side of things.
Katt Williams
Hello?… No I’m sorry no Shaquita here. Well what number did you dial?.. No it’s a nine not a seven… Well try it if it doest work call me back we’ll figure this thing out.
Katt Williams
If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Katt Williams
A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.
Katt Williams
I’m a grown man. I do whatever I feel like doing with my hair. And if for some reason you feel like there’s a magnet and you should have something to say to me, then more power to you. I hope you’re prepared.
Katt Williams
Genius is often called crazy, but crazy is never called genius. So you just have to put out the work and let the chips fall where they may.
Katt Williams
The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I’m always speaking to my actual fans in present tense.
Katt Williams