Joe E. Lewis Quotes

It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor – as long as you’ve got money.

Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I’m thirsty, not dirty.

You only live once – but if you work it right, once is enough.

I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

I drink to forget I drink.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for U.S. Steel.

I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.

If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.

I don’t drink anymore – just the same amount.

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better.

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.