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Hey Quotes by Mark Z. Danielewski, Chris Rock, Roy Blount, Jr., Liam Hemsworth, Ser’Darius Blain, Lauren Kate and many others.

Back on shore everyone was pretty messed up, but the owner/captain was by far the worst off. He ended up drunk for a week, though the only thing he ever said was “So?” The boat’s gone. “So?” Your mate’s dead. “So?” Hey at least you’re alive. “So?” An awful word but it does harden you. It hardened me.
Mark Z. Danielewski
You’d got a baseball game, or a football game, basketball game, “USA! USA! USA!” Hey, calm down! Got a little German on it, don’t you think?
Chris Rock
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.’
Roy Blount, Jr.
One of the biggest inspirations before I started shooting came from my brother, when he texted me and said, ‘Hey, fatty, it’s called ‘The Hunger Games’, not ‘The Eating Games’. So I started working out a lot more and eating a lot less.
Liam Hemsworth
People tend to shy away from tall guys who dance, but hey, we can make it look good, too!
Ser’Darius Blain
And Daniel?” She asked. “Daniel was a player-” “Hey!” “That’s what they called the actors.” Bill rolled his eyes.
Lauren Kate
My first killer amp was a Sunn Beta Lead. It was solid-state, but that Sunn was incredibly loud. I used to say to my friends, ‘Hey, check it out. It’s only on two.’
Dimebag Darrell
My first two years in the CFL, all I thought of was getting back to the NFL – it was like ‘I’ll put my time in up here and go back.’ Then I went and signed a nice contract in Calgary and was like, ‘Hey, I can make a living up here, this is great football, and I’m having a blast.’
Doug Flutie
I don’t think that the Supreme Court really takes cases with kind of a theme in mind. They get about 10,000 requests a year, and what are called ‘petitions for certiorari,’ which are essentially 30 page documents which say, ‘Hey, Court, hear my case.’ And they don’t take very many of them.
Neal Katyal
It seems that, every day, a new brand is popping up, and everyone has become an expert on supplements and training. Hey, there’s a lot of great brands and products out there, but there are also those just looking to grab a piece of the money pie.
Ronnie Coleman
We became friends as we became a band. Our friendship evolved as the band evolved. It had its ups and downs, but it was mostly ups for the four of us. We got along well almost all of the time. Hey! We liked each other and we still do.
Dave Schulthise
This was a no-brainer, … When it came down to it, I said to myself, Hey, you can still play, you can still play at a high level and you still enjoy playing. Why not play?
Shannon Sharpe
We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .
Phyllis Diller
“Hey, do you wanna go out for…” His words melted with a sigh when he noticed Tod, but then he rallied with a smile. “Hi, Tod, I didn’t realise you were here. In my daughter’s bedroom. With the door closed.” “Happy to be here,” Tod said, and I groaned out loud.
Rachel Vincent
Rachel: You’re a half-blood, too? Annabeth: Shhh! Just announce it to the world, how about? Rachel: Okay. Hey, everybody! These two aren’t human! They’re half Greek god!…They don’t seem to care.
Rick Riordan
There are plenty of genre-crossover books, films, and games out there, but to do the job well, you have to do more than just smoosh a couple of ‘in’ concepts together, and hey presto, instant millions.
Jay Kristoff
I was a very private person. I never had an open social media account. So, for me to walk down the street and have people say, ‘Hey, Tan!’ I turn around thinking, ‘Do I know you?’
Tan France
I can be strong for everybody except myself. I can tell somebody, ‘Hey, keep it together’, but I can’t take my own advice.
Angie Stone
The cold rain came down in buckets. I was shaking, shivering, and naked, and more soap was getting into my eyes. But hey. At least I was clean.
Jim Butcher
I first heard about ‘Stranger Things’ from people dressed as the characters coming up to me at conventions saying, ‘Hey, you have to see this show. It’s ‘Goonies.’
Sean Astin
Some people keep God in a Sunday morning box and say, ‘Hey, I did my religious duty.’ That’s fine, but the scripture says to pray without ceasing. And I think that means all through the day you’re talking to God. Even if it’s in your thoughts.
Joel Osteen
We like to crystallize something in the audience’s brain that makes them say, ‘Hey I really want to watch that. I’m really interested in it.’
Gary Goetzman
Hey, Vader, keep your Jedi mind tricks to yourself. That hurt! (Jesse)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I first came to the Eagles, I found a bunch of guys shell-shocked from losing. They had been through some lean years, they just didn’t know how to handle the pressure. They were quiet; they kept to themselves. I said, ” Hey, this has gotta change. Let’s make pressure fun.”
Ron Jaworski
With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there’s a danger that you may start to think of yourself differently. You rely on your friends to say, ‘Hey, wake up!’
David Schwimmer
Hey motor cycle mama, you gonna marry me?
Jimi Hendrix
Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you’re everybody’s best friend.
Rick Riordan
I can remember having meetings with my coaches when things were going bad. I told them, ‘Hey, we’ve got to be positive. This is the time we need to step up. You’ve got to make sure they know everything is going to be okay. Keep teaching. Once they see you are down, you lose them and that can’t happen.’
Dave Martinez
It’s very unusual on ‘Game of Thrones’ for there to be a deleted scene because the scripts are pretty locked in. There’s rarely a reason to say, ‘Hey, we don’t need this scene.’
Alex Graves
I was possibly the first to showcase Chinese ingredients. So I was one of the first to say, ‘Hey, you do not have to use imported vegetables to make it good.’
Alvin Leung
I have come a long way from a girl with pigtails and acne showing up and going, ‘Hey guys, I’m here! Where do you want me to fall over?’
Zoe Bell
My dad emphasized athletics. My mom did as well, but my mom was really hard on the academic end of things and always stressed, ‘Hey, you’ve got to have the grades, you’ve got to be prepared for life outside of sports.’
Sean McDermott
Hey, we have obligations. We all work for a living now.
Michael Irvin
Hey, is that you Elvis? I wanna speak to the Colonel. Jump to it, you mother.
Ray Davies
Hey, ugly!” Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.
Rick Riordan
Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
Frank Zappa
On the ‘Jersey Shore,’ people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’ I am not the best dancer. That was never my strong point. But I wanted to let people know, hey, this kid is risking a lot just to know a different side of him.
Michael Sorrentino
What’s funny is my mom took me to the theater for the first time when I was six years old, and I was just amazed by it. I just said, ‘Hey Mom, can I do this too?’ And so she signed me up for little theater classes, and I remember my first audition for a play when I was seven years old was for ‘The Thankful Elf.’
Dana Davis
Victoria’s got her secrets. Hey, so do I!
Si Robertson
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Richard Jeni
So many times, when you’re doing a job, you feel like you’re a nuisance at times to people, intruding on their space when you ask them questions; maybe they don’t want to deal with you at the time. And now, it’s, ‘Hey, welcome, where’s Craig?’ Whereas, now, it’s kind of different.
Craig Sager
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand? I’m going out to find my woman, caught her messing around with another man.
Jimi Hendrix
Hey, bro…So there’s like 7,000 paparazzi outside. Maybe two of you guys can roll over, and one of you can grab the Ferrari, and then we can just split? Thanks, bro.
Adam Levine
Hey. Sometimes to conclusions.
Carl Hiaasen
I would be terrified if Bill Maher was like, ‘Hey, do you want to come on the show?’ I would be like, ‘Oh, God.’ It would completely terrify me, even though I’m such a junkie for the show.
Constance Zimmer
The best-case scenario is everything goes perfect and smooth, but we’re also a new and weird show. So all my conversations were, “Hey last night didn’t go perfect but we kind of know what we’ve got in store for everybody episode-wise.”
John Mulaney
You have 20 fights, you should know what it takes to get yourself ready. If you don’t feel like you’re ready, you let your coach know ‘hey we need to work on a little bit more of this.’
Derrick Lewis
When I see something I end up making a song about it and that’s the way it is. There have been plenty of times when I’ve been in the studio and they were like, “Hey, why don’t you make a song about such and such,” and I just can’t. I’ve gotta have it in my heart.
Amanda Perez
I find myself chatting with my paintings, not deep and meaningful stuff, but things like ‘hey there buddy’ and ‘oh, look what I did to your nose!’
Anh Do
If something stinks, I say it stinks. But I try to massage it a little and not be as cutting, come behind it with a joke: Hey, I cut you deep, but now let me put a couple of stitches in you.
Wanda Sykes
Hey, I think comic actors are the best actors.
Chris O’Dowd
We probably looked like starving orphan children. Hey! We were starving orphan children.
James Patterson
We have to change the way people look at scientists. Today, they are the nerds, the geeks. Instead, we want some of the cool kids to say, ‘Hey, this is all right.’
Mae Jemison
Hey I think the Urban Meyer rule is in effect right now… When the going gets tough… QUIT.
Maurice Jones-Drew
People – I hate to use the word ‘fans’ – are very respectful. It’s not like I’m some pop idol or big movie star. I’m very approachable, and I love the people who enjoy me, because they react like they’ve run into a friend. Usually, it’s like, ‘Hey, Wanda! How ya’ doing?’
Wanda Sykes
I almost ran into a construction worker driving the other day. He may have planned to scream at me or something, but he saw me and said, ‘Hey, you’re that guy on ‘Dharma & Greg.’
Thomas Gibson
Hey, great idea: if you have kids, give your partner reading vouchers next Christmas. Each voucher entitles the bearer to two hours’ reading time *while the kids are awake*. It might look like a cheapskate present, but parents will appreciate that it costs more in real terms than a Lamborghini.
Nick Hornby
I get messages from 21-year old white dudes who have just gotten out of an expensive college and say ‘Hey can I pick your brain?’ and I have nothing to say to them because A. They already have all the advantages and B. My advice would be the same as anyone else: Go do open mics.
Adam Conover
If what you do in life is perform to open up eyes and minds, to make people laugh, then it better damn well be new! It shouldn’t be just a repetitious ‘Hey, I’m still here!’
Chevy Chase
Gender is a way to hide from the simple truth we all tell: ‘Hey, I’m here, I have a body.’
Susan Griffin
When Hoad and Rosewall were at their best, and I was a youngster, they had no qualms about saying, ‘Hey kid, let’s go and play.’ That helped me to get up the ladder.
Rod Laver
When you oppose the shaykh, it’s like the slave who kills himself over a quarrel with his master. ‘Hey, why are you killing yourself over a quarrel?’ He says, ‘So my master will suffer loss.’
Shams Tabrizi
I stopped a lot of people who wanted to shove me into the real big time. Your ego wants to say, ‘Hey, I’m somebody, man,’ but I knew there were many days when I just wanted to be John Cale.
J. J. Cale
I don’t go out there looking, ‘Hey, let me make this throw to show off my arm or anything like that.’ But if it’s there, I’ve got to take the chance.
Kyler Murray
I know Noah Baumbach from a long time ago. We were hanging out one night, and he asked if I wanted to be in his movie. If somebody whose stuff you really like says, ‘Hey, you want to do it with me?,’ you got to do it. I would like to say that I get these offers all the time, but I don’t.
I’ve been in grocery stores, and if they’re playing my music, I’ll yell, ‘Hey! I wrote that!’ I’ve been next to cars and have done that!
Diane Warren
Social media forced us to look at the bigger picture. More people are standing up saying, ‘Hey, wait, this is beautiful, too,’ and the fashion industry is listening.
Lauren Wasser
I snatched the paper away from Dopey. “Hey,” he yelled. “I was reading that!” “Let somebody who can pronounce all the big words have a try,” I said.
Meg Cabot
White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?
Nicki Minaj
A lot of people in Hollywood are on that ego trip. They think they’re more than somebody else. I’ve told a lot of stars in my career, ‘Hey, man you’re looking down on the people who made you. lf you keep doing that, you’re gonna fall back down.’
Scatman Crothers
The art was just a way of hooking people in, saying: “Hey, maybe there’s something cool about the tenant meeting. If the picture’s really cool and weird, maybe I should check this out.” And I think all of my art has really developed out of that realization.
Eric Drooker
Hey, I was raised in the church. I was an altar boy and a choir member. I almost became a priest – until common sense grabbed hold of me.
Cheech Marin
When they were small and my wife really had no other responsibilities, except taking care of the family and all of us, it wasn’t that big a deal. It was fun. Hey, we’re going to Moscow. We’re going to Italy. We’re going to Toronto. We’re going to New York.
Joe Mantegna
A friend of mine – a cameraman at MTV – lost a lot of weight from cycling, and I thought I’d try it, too, thinking whenever you look at a cyclist they all look super-skinny, so hey, why not? But then it turned into such a psychologically satisfying thing.
Carson Daly
I don’t think I ever saw Hank with anybody, say, ‘Let’s go write a song.’ One Sunday morning we left Nashville to go to Birmingham to do a matinee and a night, and he said, ‘Hand me that tablet up there.’ And he wrote down, ‘Hey, good lookin’, what you got cookin” and before we got to Birmingham it was finished.
Don Helms
I think my purpose was just to get out and sing. I love to sing. I wasn’t even in it for the – you know, the prize. I was, like, ‘Hey, man, I’m going to sing.’
Fantasia Barrino
Hey, we just enjoy it. I think we think we’re getting the hang of this thing, you know?
Keith Richards
I always say, ‘Hey, I’m in Metallica, but I wasn’t on the Black Album.’
Robert Trujillo
Marco Rubio’s presidential campaign has raised $40 million in the last week. When he heard that, Rubio said, ‘Hey, any chance I can drop out of the race and just keep the 40 million?’
Jimmy Fallon
My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, ‘Hey, I’m rich’.
Charles Barkley
Hey,” said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, “do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?” “Not really,” said Simon. “Magnus is wearing lederhosen.” “And yet, still no.
Cassandra Clare
When I was in Iraq and Afghanistan, I never once turned to someone before a raid on a house and said, ‘Hey, man, are you a Democrat or a Republican?’
Eric Greitens
Hey, thanks for stopping by,” Howard said. “I’d offer you some tea and cookies, but all we have is boiled mole and artichokes. Plus, we kind of have a dead girl in the living room.
Michael Grant
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time. Me (Ilona): … ~A little later~ Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen* Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to see these pies. *opening the stove* Kid 2: Wow. They are not ugly this time. Kid 1: I know, right?
Ilona Andrews
I talk to a lot of European coaches. I got friends over there that I steal stuff from, talk to, maybe have them look at what we’re doing and say, ‘Hey, what would you do differently?’
Dwane Casey
The last thing I want my child to see is Dad running around in the middle of the pack. That would really upset me. And that would upset him. I would be embarrassed to take him to school with kids saying, ‘Hey, how’d your dad do this weekend?’ ‘Well, he finished fifth or sixth’.
Dan Wheldon
I’m kinda not one of those people that likes to put up trophies in my house, because I don’t want my mom to come be like, ‘Hey, you’re full of yourself.’
Thomas Rhett
I didn’t know I was the first woman to have won three world titles, but hey, that’s awesome!
Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce
Sometimes at night, when I leave and ride by the front of the White House and the lights are on, it is so beautiful, I have some sense of, ‘Hey, that’s where I work, and Jimmy is President now.’ But day in and day out, it’s a job.
Hamilton Jordan
I see so many fools in this world that sometimes I could just go home and cry about what people do to themselves Hey, wake up, wake up, look here! Think a minute, think a minute. This is your life! You got, what, ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty years here, and you gonna be gone.’
J. California Cooper
I don’t want to harm my government. I want to help my government. But the fact that they are willing to completely ignore due process, they’re willing to declare guilt without ever seeing a trial, these are things that we need to work against as a society and say, ‘Hey, this is not appropriate.’
Edward Snowden
Of course the Devil is laughing at folks for believing it [Big Bang, etc.]. But hey, it works, it sends ’em to Hell, so he’ll use it.
Kent Hovind
Roy Orbison is singing for the lonely, hey, that’s me and I want you only.
Bruce Springsteen
In the NFL, there’s never really that moment where you’re like, Hey, I made the team. Or: Hey, you made the practice squad. You just kind of show up the next day and go to work. Nobody really says anything. You just kind of go to work.
Adam Thielen
My stand-up has always been very character-based. I’m not really the kind of person that’s like, ‘Hey, here’s what’s on my mind! Tip your waitress!’ I would create the jokes based on the character I was playing. It was always a performance-based thing for me.
Mary Lynn Rajskub
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German’s six ways of saying ‘the’, like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung a boner.
Barry Webster
It was awkward at times, especially at first. But I think the reality is they actually saw me with a Razorback on my shirt, and it kind of hit home that, hey, he is over there, he’s not at Springdale anymore.
Gus Malzahn
I’m concerned about what I see is the fetishization around entrepreneurship in Africa. It’s almost like it’s the next new liberal thing. Like, ‘Don’t worry that there’s no power because, hey, you’re going to do solar and innovate around that.’
Ory Okolloh
Hey, everybody, Jerry Maguire’s here.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
With the success of the last three or so years, when a lot of people start treating you differently, there’s a danger that you may start to think of yourself differently. You rely on your friends to say, ‘Hey, wake up!
David Schwimmer
You never know what’s going to happen. It’s kind of nice to limit your expectations so when something clicks, you go, ‘Hey, that’s nice. Thank you.’
David Eigenberg
Nine times out of 10, extenuating circumstances aside, I believe that people are where they are by some kind of choice on their part. You need to acknowledge that, ‘Hey, I’m here because I steered my horse in this direction.’
Chris Gardner
Kevin Nash came to me; he goes, ‘Book, hey, Book, man, you know, this nWo thing is getting real hot, bro. And, man, we need some color, man.’ I swear to God, that’s how he said it! ‘We need some color, bro.’ He goes, ‘We want to bring you in.’ I go, ‘Man, thanks, but no thanks. No way.’ I said, ‘I’m a solo act, man.’
Booker T
I look good. I mean, really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!
Will Ferrell
You don’t learn how to say ‘hey, I have a problem,’ but you also don’t learn how to hear it. There’s a total breakdown of how females talk to one another. It’s very disconcerting for leadership because it means you don’t talk to each other; you talk about each other.
Rachel Simmons
I used to be able to pitch them on the basis of the zombie action, and I could hide the message inside that. Now, you can’t. The moment you mention the word ‘zombie,’ it’s got to be, ‘Hey, Brad Pitt paid $400 million to do that.’
George A. Romero
If you want to say you got to take a woman out to a fancy restaurant, I write songs about hey I’m not taking you to a fancy restaurant, I wanna take you to McDonald’s.
Kool Keith
The good Lord is amazing; He opens up doors. I was close to abandoning the dream, and He was like, ‘Hey, slow down there, buddy.’
David Nail
Hello, my name is Lisa Jakub. But most people in a restaurant/dentist’s office/yoga studio dressing room, call me ‘Hey, you look like that girl from ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’/’Independence Day’/’Rambling Rose.’ There is a good reason for that. I am that girl. More accurately, I was that girl.
Lisa Jakub
I have met so many of my idols – like Ray Charles, Brian Setzer – all these cats that are legendary musicians. If they had said to me, ‘Hey man, I’m busy,’ it would have crushed my soul.
Drake Bell
I called up a bunch of the CEOs of Silicon Valley companies and said, ‘Hey, can I come and see you? And I’d like to learn about what you’re doing.’ And I don’t know, most of them said yes.
Michael Dell
I never aspired to be up front. When I was a kid, I didn’t ever look in the mirror with a hairbrush going, “Hey, I’m Elvis!”
Vince Gill
But when I came, alas, to wive, With hey, ho, the wind and the rain, By swaggering could I never thrive, For the rain it raineth every day.
William Shakespeare
When I called people and said, ‘Hey! Do you want to work for the president?’ they usually said yes. I had 2 people say no. One person said no because they were a Republican; one person said no because they’re a Libertarian.
Harper Reed
Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, “Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!” And I don’t have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.
Chris Hardwick
A man with an excruciatingly painful condition wrote me and told me that his doctor said that the only cure for what he has is death, and he might want to consider suicide. What do you say to him? I doubt the, “Hey let’s go get some coffee and talk” thing is going to be at all helpful.
Henry Rollins
Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?” I’ll try to get one for each of us. Hey! ‘If’?
James Patterson
As a business you should probably be examining, hey, is this the type of message we want to send?
Chris Kluwe
When I turned 50, I looked in the mirror and I thought: “Hey, this isn’t the dress rehearsal, this is life and I don’t know how much longer I’m going to have!”
Tina Fey
Hey Dad, will you buy me a flame thrower? Of course not. Don’t be silly. Even if I didn’t use it in the house?
Bill Watterson
In fact, when you try to use [Hans Rosling] data to predict the future, all sorts of problems arise. But what it does do is say, hey, just catch your breath a minute and see what’s really been going on. We do have reason to feel good about the fact we’ve made progress.
Keith Devlin
People would say to me, “Hey man, you look just like Paul McCartney”, and I’d say: “I wish I had his money!”
Paul McCartney
When there’s not ten feet of snow on the ground I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I literally hear two things out of car windows as cabs pass by me: They either yell, “Hey, dummy,” or “Hey, Mayhem.”
Dean Winters
Hey baby. You’re sexy like a chocolate strawberry.
Ronnie Shields
Jesse: ” Hey Rose, welcome back. Still breaking hearts?” Rose: ” Are you volunteering?
Richelle Mead
Some black people want to get in touch with their African roots. But then you got some black people that just don’t give a damn. You tell them, ‘Hey, I just got back from the motherland.’ “They’re like, ‘Where’d you go – Detroit? Did you see The Temptations?’
Wanda Sykes
I told my wife ‘hey honey come on, let’s make love like the old days.’ She asked me for 50 bucks.
Rodney Dangerfield
You’re pulling out and someone says, ‘hey, you know what, go ahead and take my spot’, miracle.
DeVon Franklin
If you’re straight, if you’re gay – hey, if you’re a horse – and I appeal to you, great!
Darren Hayes
In response to criticism of its treatment of killer whales, Sea World said it will build them a larger habitat. When asked for comment, killer whales said, ‘Hey, you know what’s a larger habitat?’ THE OCEAN.
Conan O’Brien
Hey, aren’t we forgetting something? (Savitar) Your dignity? (Takeshi) No, you have me confused with you again. Aren’t you supposed to be training him? (Savitar) So you admit my superiority by deflecting my attention to the neophyte. (Takeshi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I want the next 16-year-old kid who looks like me to know he’s not automatically the bad guy. Hopefully, that kid can look at Mustafa Ali and say, ‘Hey, he’s not the bad guy, and I don’t have to be, either.’
Mustafa Ali
People are strange. We’re all morticians. Hey, what’s on TV?
Ric Ocasek
I had a dream once. I wanted to do a line of cocaine off a hooker’s ass. That’s when I realized, ‘Hey, I’m freakin’ Zach Braff.’ I did it the next morning.
Zach Braff
If you’re frustrated because you’re not getting what you want, stop for a second: Have you actually flat-out asked for it? If you haven’t, stop complaining. You can’t expect the world to read your mind. You have to put it out there, and sometimes putting it out there is as simple as just saying, “Hey, can I have that?
Sophia Amoruso
Hey. (She took his chin in her hand so that she could move his head back and forth while she examined him.) You’re hurting in there. That would make akri very sad. He doesn’t like for his Dark-Hunters to hurt and the Simi don’t like it when akri is sad. Why are you hurt? (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
It may sound kind of brash but you really do have to treat it like just another job. It could be over tomorrow, and if you invest too much of yourself in, ‘Hey I am the show and the show is me,’ you’ll get snapped hard.
Will Sasso
There are always things I have to remove. I might look at a shot for five months, when somebody new to the screening room will say, ‘hey, there’s a modern air conditioner in that window.’ It’s a process.
Todd Haynes
I spent so many years with people saying, ‘Hey, you’re like America’s boyfriend!
Luke Wilson
The first time I ever actually had a line was on ‘A Different World’, my best friend Cree Summer’s show. I was in L.A. visiting her, and she said, ‘Hey, there’s a walk-on part, why don’t you audition for it?’
Tamara Taylor
Producers say things that they would like to see in the movie but they don’t see the full picture. In the end if you ignore everything the producers say, of course, you get fired; but then if you listen to a producer on everything then it’s like ‘Hey – why don’t you direct your own movie?’
Ryuhei Kitamura
Hey!” I screamed, waving the jacket, running to one side of the monster. “Hey, stupid! Ground beef!
Rick Riordan
Hey, we’re like soldiers. Would you go to the Roman army and ask them if they thought they were going to win the battle? If I didn’t think we could win, I wouldn’t be here. I’d stay home and get fat.
Ken Simonton
If you are friends with someone, and you’re like ‘Hey, what ethnicity are you,’ that’s cool. But you wouldn’t walk up to a white person and say, ‘What kind of white are you?’
Arden Cho
But hey, what’s life without a little adversity?” That had to have been the fakest attempt at optimism since my fourth grade teacher tried reasoning that we were better off without the dead kids in our class because it’d mean more turns on the playground swings for the rest of us.
Alexandra Bracken
Hey, don’t take this the wrong way, but don’t come back, ok?
Cornelia Funke
I don’t really look at genre. I mean, sometimes you might be playing heavies a lot, and you’re like, ‘Hey, it’d be nice to do a romantic comedy.’
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
I’m just going to be myself; there’s no reason for me to try and go out there and put a certain facade on or emphasize, ‘Hey, I’m this. You need to believe it.’ I just want to be the best that I can be, and if people like me, that’s great, and if they don’t, they don’t.
Paige VanZant
I think reality TV is so popular because it makes everyone in the country feel like, ‘Hey, I can be on TV. I can be a star overnight.’ I think America also has a little voyeurism in their hearts.
Shanna Moakler
Catcalling is pretty much never going to work. Like anytime a guy’s like, “Hey girl! Can we friends?” It’s like, I don’t know you. I’m just walking by right now, and that’s weird. No relationship has ever started from a catcall.
Carly Aquilino
I did theater when I was younger, and I’m not the best actor ever – I haven’t done it in a long time – but hey, if an opportunity presented itself, I would take it!
Brynn Cartelli
My wife gets asked all the time, ‘Ugh, how can you be married to that guy?’ She’s like, ‘Hey, he’s not yelling and screaming at me!’
Steve Wilkos
‘Pootie Tang’ may be raw and slovenly – hey, it often is raw and slovenly – but it succeeds as a laugh getter because of the spot-on satirical notes. You might say that the movie walks it like it talks it; I’m not sure what Pootie would say.
Elvis Mitchell
Everyone’s like sheep on social media; like, one person starts making noise, and everyone’s like, ‘Hey, yeah!’ and then you got a whole bunch of people making noise at you.
Earl Sweatshirt
I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.
Christina Aguilera
When you’re walking down the street or in the car just listening to the radio, and you’re, like , ‘Oh, that’s my song.’ You want to say, ‘Hey Mom!’ That never changes.
You owe dough? You ain’t give up that cheese? Hey…
Sooner or later, you’ll Pay, Pal (no eBay).
Joell Ortiz
Hey @giseleofficial, I feel ya girl. #kidding #fakebaby #soymilk #shameless.
Emmy Rossum
If you say to a group of women professors, ‘Close your eyes and think of a professor,’ what they will see is a guy. I will. And I’ll stop myself and think, ‘Hey, hang on, what am I doing here?’
Mary Beard
Republicans have come up to me to say, ‘Hey listen. My knee hurts. What do you think I should do?’ I’ll give them my recommendations.
Raul Ruiz
I will wear the same thing for three years straight unless somebody, like, forces me not to. It’s like, hey, I got this Gucci sweater.
Jared Leto
Hey, that’s life, flick it off if you can’t take a joke.
Neil Gaiman
I feel like I’m a realized artist, but hey, the good news is I can get better, and I’m going to continue to aim for that.
Rodney Crowell
Hey, if something is making you feel good, and it’s not hurting anyone else, does it really matter if others believe?
Jenna Morasca
I knew that the UFC and that mixed martial arts in general was going to prosper because I was extremely selfish and cocky, and I thought: ‘Hey, if I like it, everyone’s gonna like it.’ Well, it came to fruition, and I chose a character that was not a far departure from myself at all.
Bill Goldberg
Maybe we could find some way to send barges of trash to the sun and incinerate it all. Hey, it’s an idea. It’s an idea!
Adam West
Hey, a hard background is not an excuse.
Cris Carter
Hey, we missed the whole thing.
Neil Armstrong
Hey, if you’d wanted to avoid ‘this,’ you shouldn’t have lured me last night. Now it’s too late. You might as well avoid the long, drawn-out pain and get it over with quickly. Sort of like taking off a Band-Aid. Or cutting off a limb.” “Wow, who says there’s no romance left in the world?
Richelle Mead
With a chance to make it good somehow, hey, what else can we do now? Except roll down the window, and let the wind blow back your hair.
Bruce Springsteen
The ‘Hey Monday’ songs were always glammed up to be this big production, and I definitely want there to be some bells and whistles like synth or drum loops, but for the most part, I want a simple yet powerful production.
Cassadee Pope
Hey, I don’t have all the answers. In life, to be honest, I failed as much as I have succeeded. But I love my wife. I love my life. And I wish you my kind of success.
Cameron Crowe
They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I’m in a depression.
Rick Majerus
It’s an old idea. It’s arguably the first way that people learn, that, hey, if you need to learn something, if you’re having trouble with it, keep working on it until you master it and then you go to a more advanced concept. But in the education systems that all of us grew up in, we all learned at a fixed pace.
Sal Khan
Sometimes we just sit around and sit on our hands and don’t do anything because it’s like, ‘Hey, that’s not my problem.’ You can’t do that when you’re a superhero.
Mike Colter
That is a beautiful tuxedo,” Phury announced as he and Z pushed the door wide. “I have one just like it .” “Fritz has the candles lit,” Rehv said from behind the twins. “Hey, nice tux. I haveone just like it.” “Me, too,” Phury agreed. “The fit is fantastic, isn’t it.” “The shoulders, right? Tom Ford is the best—
J.R. Ward
‘Saturday Night Live’ is a very particular beast. What it celebrates are individuals who can stand out. I did good work there, but going onstage and saying, ‘Hey! Hey! Look at me! Aren’t I funny?’ – that just wasn’t my instinct.
Chris Parnell
Hey Pudge,” the Colonel said. “What do you think of a truce?” “It reminds me of when the Germans demanded that the U.S. surrender at the Battle of the Bulge,” I said. “I guess I’d say to this truce offer what General McAuliffe said to that one: Nuts.
John Green
Obviously, if you are playing against a guy who is known for an up-tempo offense, you’ll probably tailor your practice a little bit to say, ‘Hey, let’s get a couple of fast-paced plays back to back to back to try to simulate that.’
Spencer Paysinger
I’m not the type of guy to go out and just say, ‘Hey, I’m raising my fist to do this and do that.’ I don’t think I’m that type of guy. I wasn’t a leader the way other people may have wanted me to be.
Willie Mays
Hey, we’ve all been to high school We’ve seen the in-crowds. Most of us have been in the outer crowds, the people who weren’t in. Although I was never in, I was selling records and was very happy.
Bobby Vinton
They just brought it up to me and said, ‘Hey, this is what we’re going to do.’ They’re going to put out a section and call it Judge’s Chambers and give them little judge outfits, and we’ll see what happens. I think it turned out great.
Aaron Judge
I don’t want to be one of those comics who says, ‘Hey, what’s wrong with air travel?’ and stuff like that.
Russell Howard
She’s saying that’s ok, Hey baby, do what you want I’ll be your night lovin’ thing I’ll be the freak you can taunt And I don’t care what you say I want to go too far I’ll be your everything If you make me a star… Dirty Diana
Michael Jackson
They said hey look, The Beatles deserve to be number one, not Bobby Vinton. We’re gonna cut your tires. Change that listing. They were dedicated at the time.
Bobby Vinton
Hey, girls, you’re beautiful. Don’t look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models. Eat healthy and exercise.
Gerard Way
Everyone has all different experiences in school. I just know that throughout my life, at no time did any teacher ever point to me and say, hey. He’ll go far.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
People come up to me in bars and on street corners and they say to me, ‘Hey, Paulsen, have you got any change?’
Pat Paulsen
Hey, if it’s a good philosophy, it works. Death is imminent. Live every day like it’s your last.
Justina Chen
You need somebody just to say, ‘Hey, I’m here for you. Do you need anything?’ If you can get somebody like that, you can make it, no question about it. You can make it.
Gale Sayers
I like parties, but I don’t like piГ±atas because the pinata promotes violence against flamboyant animals. Hey, there’s a donkey with some pizzazz. Let’s kick its ass.
Demetri Martin
I’m sure there was people in Australia that told Peter Norman that hey, man, you shouldn’t have done what you did, you shouldn’t have gotten involved in those individuals, it wasn’t your business.
John Carlos
The New York Times and The Guardian came out and said, “Hey, clemency for Snowden.” But for me, the key – and I’ve said this from the beginning: it’s not about me. I don’t care if I get clemency. I don’t care what happens to me.
Edward Snowden
Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Somebody asked me the other day, ‘What do you love the most about the show?’ I said, ‘The conversations that I have with my father in my head while I’m playing.’ If I do something pretty good… I mean, I’m playing the gig and I’m saying in my head, ‘Hey, check that one out, dad.’
Jason Bonham
All my friends were retiring, and it got to the point where I was like, ‘Hey, how come I’m not retiring?’
Johnny Miller
There’s a huge crowd out there that basically will go nuts recommending to every coach on the planet, “Hey, coach, I’ve been playing with the analytics. I think you should do X, Y, and Z.”
Steve Ballmer
I would never be like, ‘Hey, I’m fat!’ or, like, be psyched if somebody calls me fat in a review.
Sarah Baker
I know my age is a little older and some people might say, ‘hey this guy’s an old guy’. But I’m learning every day. I don’t feel like an old guy. I feel like I’m young. I feel like I’m in there just learning so much stuff. I’m just doing a whole lot more different things than I was before.
George Tahdooahnippah
I think people need housing. And there’s empty buildings, I think people should live in there. If you want to call them squatters, trespassers, hey, I call Wall Street thieves!
Al Lewis
The first MLB game I did was a Monday Night game, and no one really knew I was doing it. So walking into the clubhouse, I tried to introduce myself to people like, ‘Hey, I’m in the booth.’ And they were kind of confused, like, ‘You’re a female, I don’t understand.’
Jessica Mendoza
My wife tells me one day, ‘I think you love baseball more than me.’ I say, ‘Well, I guess that’s true, but hey, I love you more than football and hockey.’
Tommy Lasorda
I was a hard-times governor. I had to steer my state through the deepest recession since the 1930s. But hey, tough times don’t last and tough people do. And can I tell you that Virginians are tough people? We are tough people.
Tim Kaine
Recently somebody said, “Hey, you lost weight,” and I said, “Yeah, thirty-five pounds and three and a half billion dollars.” So I’m quite a bit lighter and more flexible than I was.
John C. Malone
Ay Dad, brush my hair one time. Hey pops! Come brush my hair.
Adrien Broner
You learn from mistakes, you learn from losses, but this game doesn’t put something on me where it’s, ‘Hey, I’ve finally done it. This was a big game. We won it and we have to move on.’
LeBron James
whenever I encountered a slide show titled ‘Eight Diet Foods That Pack on the Pounds’ or ‘Celebrity Fashion Fails,’ I’d have to stop and investigate because hey, it might be information I’d need in some unforeseeable future where I had become, for some reason, a fat celebrity.
Merrill Markoe
It was that famous joke: What’s the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? ‘Hey, I wrote a song.’
Dave Grohl
The things I could have done had Hollywood been more open? I don’t dwell on coulda-woulda-shoulda. Because, hey, I’ve had a great career.
Pepe Serna
Scott: I don’t think I’m ready to be a grown-up. Kim: I don’t think you are either, buddy. But hey, you’ll get it. It just takes practice.
Bryan Lee O’Malley
Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that because John Edwards still has $50 million in campaign money, Kerry might pick him. Pick him? Hey, for $50 million, Kerry will marry him.
Jay Leno
Oh, you need Alan to betray Nick and then you’ll steal Nick’s powers and kill them both,” said Mae. “Great idea. Hey, can i come? I’ll bring a picnic lunch if you promise not to let blood get on the sandwiches.
Sarah Rees Brennan
Writers need restrictions. If somebody just says, “Hey, do you want to write a novel, or an article, or a movie, or a short story, you get shut down.”
Mitchell Hurwitz
I think Bush came back because Colin Powell was there. Hey, I’m the brigadier general, baby.
Shaquille O’Neal
If anybody felt worse than I did, it was Amos. I had just enough magic to turn myself into a falcon and him into a hamster (hey, I was rushed!)
Rick Riordan
I knew from a young age that I was attracted to guys. I didn’t know if it was a phase… I didn’t want to say, ‘Hey, I might be gay. I might be bi.’ I just didn’t know… I wanted to find who I was and make sure I knew what was comfortable. So I didn’t tell anyone growing up.
Michael Sam
It’s settled, then,” Grace said. She turned back to Nick. “Take the Jag to the car wash and for heaven’s sake clean the McDonald’s Happy Meal boxes out of it.” “Hey,” Nick said, his face offended. “That’s a low blow. Those boxes are collectibles.
Sherrilyn Kenyon
One of the perks is when John Mayer calls you up and tells you, ‘Hey, buddy, I just bought a ranch in Montana. When are you gonna come by? When are we gonna hang out?’ It’s just not something I ever expected to happen.
Corey Harrison
Hey, Sunshine, your friend’s awake. What’s his name? (Starla) I don’t know, Starla. I didn’t ask. (Sunshine) You look like a Steve. Are you hungry, Steve? (Starla)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I grew up doing theater, so I’m used to working with people where you can definitely ask another person a question or advice or say, “Hey, let’s try it this way,” or “What do you think if I did it this way?”
Fiona Gubelmann
Most women I know have been harassed in some way. And you never wanted to report it, because you were afraid of losing your job or you felt like, hey, did that just happen? I think it’s good that women now… have the courage! Because it’s not easy.
Jill Biden
Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—
Katie MacAlister
Give it your best shot. Go for it. If it’s what you really want to do, go for it. Even if you don’t make it, you will never look back and have regrets. You can always say, “Hey, I went for it. I tried my hardest. It was an awesome experience.”
Carmen Rasmusen
Hey, I like this: early nothing.
Gloria Grahame
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
John Mellencamp
You know how many times I have to witness the transition from, ‘Oh, get away from that thug,’ to, ‘Oh, wait a minute, that’s the guy from ‘Weeds’! Hey, can I shake your hand?’
Romany Malco
I wanna go south and get some more. Hey, they say that a stitch in time saves nine, they say I better stop or I’ll go blind.
Cyndi Lauper
Hey Baby. Baby? You’re kidding me, right? I was trying it out. No? No.
Cassandra Clare
I was sitting on a plane that is traveling towards Seattle. And the guy next to me turns and says to me Hey, you going to Seattle?. Nope, San Francisco… I’ll be parachuting off in about an hour. Here’s your sign!
Bill Engvall
I could imagine God saying to a lot of us, “Hey, I’m God, and you’re not. You’re not the general manager of the universe.” And the greatest stress reliever is take God seriously, but don’t take yourself seriously.
Rick Warren
I can’t just go out in a T-Shirt and say, ‘Hey, today I’m not wearing a bra.’
Motsi Mabuse
Being just an actor, sometimes people are like, “Hey, man, we don’t wanna see you no more, in front of the camera,” and I don’t want that.
Jamie Foxx
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, “Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived.”
Channing Tatum
Now my son Travis wants to finish all of his schooling online and be a full-time actor. I said, ‘Hey, it’s not all riding bicycles and egging cars and houses. Why don’t you go finish the seventh grade, and we’ll talk about it later.’
Thomas Gibson
Now, like, I’m President. It would be pretty hard for some drug guy to come into the White House and start offering it up, you know?…I bet if they did, I hope I would say, ‘Hey, get lost. We don’t want any of that.’
George H. W. Bush
Hey sky, take off your hat, I’m on my way!
Valentina Tereshkova
If someone says, ‘Hey, I ran 100 miles this week. How far did you run?’ ignore him! What the hell difference does it make?…. The magic is in the man, not the 100 miles.
Bill Bowerman
Hey, if you can’t remember, don’t worry about it. I’m having a few memory problems myself in this place. Little things like how long I’ve been here, what my purpose in life is, which feet to put my shoes on. Stuff like that.
Eoin Colfer
Hey, if I had my choice for social engineering, I’d declare an automatic R-rating for any movie that depicts television commercials. There’s a truly dangerous influence on our children.
Marshall Herskovitz
I’m always going to feel like the underdog. I feel like that’s the kind of mind-set I want to have and if I do lose that mind-set, I want somebody to slap me in the face and say, ‘Hey, pick it up and get back to the roots.’
Adam Thielen
I expect to see a flat disk up there. I don’t have an agenda. If it’s a round Earth or a ball, I’m going to come down and say, ‘Hey guys, I’m bad. It’s a ball, OK?’
Mike Hughes
I didn’t corner the market on great stories. I’m not the only one who can do something like work at a grocery store and then win a Super Bowl. Other people can do it. You hope people will see that and say, ‘Hey, that will be me.’ They’re going to chase after it like I did. And they’re going to be the next one.
Kurt Warner
Hey, it isn’t bad that I look young.
Ashley Tisdale
Hey,” he said. “It’s someday.” He said the last word in Greek.
Ann Brashares
You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, ‘You, too. You, too.’ I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, ‘Hey, have a nice flight.’ ‘You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too – in case you ever fly some day.
Brian Regan
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!
Patricia Heaton
In an effort to look cool, I am going to stop shouting Hey, you! at airplanes.
Dana Gould
Hey Tony [Schiavone], I’m glad to see you back, especially after seeing your front.
Jim Cornette
But I have to say, it was fun doing this Love Letter album because, hey, man, love has never failed. It has won every battle. And today and forever more it will go on undefeated. I’m also a very loving person.
R. Kelly
What’s a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute…what’re you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon’s imagination
Meg Cabot
The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you think, ‘Hey, if I can do this and get paid, that would be kind of cool.’
Billy Gardell
I’m not a union guy in the sense that I know a lot about how they operate. But I know fighters. They are individual athletes. This is not a team sport. I think it’s going to be hard to say, ‘Hey, do you mind not fighting on Saturday and walking around the arena with a picket sign instead?’ I just don’t see it.
Scott Coker
I remember Robert Plant coming backstage after the first show saying, ‘Hey, boys, I should be opening for you.’ That felt pretty good.
Robin Zander
Yeah, I am in love. I’m definitely in love. She picked me up in a bar, actually. She walked by and just looked at me and smiled and I went ‘Hey’ and she goes, ‘Hey’. I was just like, ‘Oh my God’, she took my breath away.
Darren McMullen
One of the things that was kind of shocking for humans… was to come to terms with was the fact that, hey, we may not be the center of the universe.
Kevin J. Anderson
This bugs me the worst. That’s when the husband thinks that the wife knows where everything is, huh? Like they think the uterus is a tracking device. He comes in: “Hey, Roseanne! Roseanne! Do we have any Cheetos left?” Like he can’t go over and lift up the sofa cushion himself.
Roseanne Barr
Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that all her dreams are sweet? Said now, would ya guide her on the roads, and make them softer for her feet? Hey Lord, would ya look out for her tonight, and make sure that she’s gonna be alright, until she’s home and here with me.
Billy Joel
I can’t walk five steps without someone on a walkie talkie going, ‘She’s wandering over there.’ I’m pretty stuck, but hey, it’s been great.
Eleanor Tomlinson
Yeah, leading an examined life, I always say, is a pain in the ass. It adds an element of complexity to business that most businessmen don’t want to hear about. They just want to call a fabric manufacturer, and say, “Hey, give us 10,000 yards of shirting.”
Yvon Chouinard
Women and our right to choose were going to be challenged with Ashcroft around. When Bush appointed Ashcroft, I went out and got me four abortions. I stocked up. The doctor was like, “Listen, you’re not pregnant.” I said, “Hey, just shut up and do your job. I’m exercising my right while I can, dammit.
Wanda Sykes
Hey buddy, don’t you be no square, if you can’t find a partner use a wooden chair.
Elvis Presley
Graves: It’s going to snow. Dru Anderson: Thanks for the warning. Graves: Hey, no problem. First one’s free.
Lilith Saintcrow
I remember back when I was 10 and my dad was telling me: Hey, I’m going on a trip this week to play out in Lake Tahoe. I didn’t really know where Lake Tahoe was going back, living back in North Carolina.
Stephen Curry
And the first thing we have to do is vote. Hey, no, not just once in a while. Not just when my husband or somebody you like is on the ballot. But in every election at every level, all of the time.
Michelle Obama
Of all the statistics in health, death is the easiest, because you can go out and ask people, “Hey, have you had any children who died, did your siblings have any children who died?” People don’t forget that.
Bill Gates
There’s such a kind of complicated line between politics and the law and we don’t sit around and say, hey, you know, what would Oliver Wendell Holmes have had to say to this.
Dahlia Lithwick
Hey, Warren, the Raiders signed you to a seven-year deal. I guess Bill Callahan was right – they are the dumbest team in America.
Tom Arnold
People always ask us, ‘Hey, is there going to be a ‘Beerfest 2′?’ I don’t know if I have another beer joke in me.
Jay Chandrasekhar
The theater business is very much about “Hey, if you want our big blockbuster at Christmas time, you’ll play our piece of crap in April.”
Harry Shearer
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer’, which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks… so people are shocked.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I’ve never really been on a date, because I’ve been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first date, I showed her The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I was like, “Hey, you’ve got to see this!” And we’ve been together ever since.
Nicolas Winding Refn
I went into the Verizon store the other day, and the salesman was pretty excited. He was like, ‘Hey Dierks, what can I show you?’ I said, ‘The cheapest, lowest tech phone you have.’ I think he was disappointed. Everybody else was running out for the new iPhone 6, but I got a flip phone.
Dierks Bentley
I had a dream that my dad passed away and that Jesus came into the room and he was basically knocking on my door, saying, ‘Hey, you need to find out more about me.’ So that Sunday morning I ended up going to church, and that’s when I got saved.
Russell Wilson
Each match is a huge effort from a physical point of view. You can only hit so many balls before your elbow or some part of your body is going to say, ‘Hey, don’t do that to me.’
Rod Laver
I don’t want this to be, ‘Hey, you’re the guy who had that one show. What are you doing now?’ I want it to be a career.
Spencer Paysinger
It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
Al Franken
Hey, I’m nothing but honest!
Gillian Jacobs
Hey kid…Im thinking of you! Keep the faith! Youre never alone.
SQuire Rushnell
Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!
Kurt Angle
Today, if you’re an American business, you actually get a benefit for going overseas. You get to defer your taxes. So if you’re looking at a competitive world, you say to yourself, “Hey, I do better overseas than I do here in America”.
John F. Kerry
Guys don’t use the word pretty enough. Like, hey Mike, did you get that shirt at the game? Looks really pretty on you.
Dov Davidoff
As a child, because manga was always around and I was reading it, I naturally thought, ‘Hey, I’d like to draw manga – I’d like to be a manga author!’
Natsuki Takaya
The world we live in has been and is being increasingly politicized so that our daily experience is more and more a matter of public policy. A lot of fiction comes out of a child’s feeling of, “Hey, that’s not fair.”
Deborah Eisenberg
“Jerks,” I muttered. Then I brightened. “Oh, hey. Doughnuts.”
Richelle Mead
Hey, does my stupidity give you the right to bruise a tender heart?” “Yeah, yeah. I’m bruising a heart made of Play-Doh.
Elizabeth Chandler
When I speak to kids I tell them, ‘Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they’re going to get smarter as you get older.’
Charles Barkley
Every time I see a bluebird, I say, well, hey, all this hard work is all worth while.
Bill Vaughan
He seems faster too me. He could get seven to 10 yards in a pretty comfortable fashion. I went up to our defense and said `Hey guys, that guy is pretty fast.’
Les Miles
For most of my life, I’ve been, ‘Hey, I’m not into it, but I respect your right to believe whatever you want’. But as time goes on, weirdly, I’m growing less liberal. I’m more like, ‘No, religion is ruining the world, you need to stop!’
Chris O’Dowd
I actually had a really nice guitar as a teenager. I took jazz guitar, so my mom bought me this probably $1,600 guitar. But I got really into garage rock and local bands, and I noticed they played really crappy guitars. So I thought, ‘Hey, I should get a crappy guitar, too!’
Mac DeMarco
I’ve been shocked for a long time in a lot of circumstances. I get shocked when they say, ‘Hey, we’re paying ya.’
Angus Young
You can pick songs that sound like hits, but if it’s not something that somebody wants to tell their friends, ‘Hey man, have you heard this song?’ then I don’t think it’s worth it. The only way to get your music out there, is for someone to tell their friends about it.
Jake Owen
In the ’70s, with movies like ‘Little Big Man,’ westerns began to have a little different flavor, and I think casting people and filmmakers began to realize, ‘Hey, maybe we can get a little more authentic in terms of who we cast here.’ That kind of opened up the gates.
Wes Studi
Especially now, with ‘Glee,’ it’s allowed a lot of kids to love music and performing at a young age. All ages watched ‘American Idol,’ but I think it was nice to be able to show kids, ‘Hey, you can be here, too.’
David Archuleta
I have always loved the competitive forces in this business. You know I certainly have meetings where I spur people on by saying, “Hey, we can do better than this. How come we are not out ahead on that?” Thats what keeps my job one of the most interesting in the world.
Bill Gates
Hey kids, while you’re out smashing the state keep a smile on your lips and a song in your hearts.
Robert Crumb
Hey, Vickie, why don’t you come down here and reprimand me to my face!
Randy Orton
Hey, I didn’t make a big deal out of Hotel California. The 18 million people that bought it did.
Glenn Frey
Pesticides came about after the first world war. Some brainy petrochemical money maker said, ‘Hey, that mustard gas worked great on people, maybe we could dilute it down and spray it on our crops to deal with pests.’
Woody Harrelson
I was actually on two reality shows, which is crazy. Just to think that, out there, there was some guy, like flipping through the channels, being like, ‘Hey, I 69’d her on a cruise ship.
Amy Schumer
I’m of the mindset that most people who have kids are, which is, ‘Hey, I want another me. I like me. I’m pretty cool, and I’ve got really great ideas, and the way I think is the right way to think. Let’s put another one of me out there.’ So I’ll have kids one day.
David Cross
When teams see coach Gruden and myself run out on the field, they know, ‘Hey, man, we are in for it mentally today.’
Derek Carr
It’s wild to be visiting New York and crossing the street and having someone yell out at me, ‘Hey, Rusty!’ Or to be recognized when I go out as ‘the kid on ‘Major Crimes.”
Graham Patrick Martin
Hey, ay, ay, ay…smoke weed everyday.
Nate Dogg
I don’t like to appoint myself to nothing, knowing I’m no better than anybody else. But it always makes me feel good to know I try to do the best I can, and those who might observe say, ‘Hey, I can take a little something from that person.’
Curtis Mayfield
Buddhist practices offer a way of saying, ‘Hey, come back over here, reconnect.’ The only way that you’ll actually wake up and have some freedom is if you have the capacity and courage to stay with the vulnerability and the discomfort.
Tara Brach
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn’t grow anything. Hey, how about some celery? Plus, if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen.
Mitch Hedberg
I think growing up in the shadow of New York shaped me for life. Hey, you come from Jersey, you get used to being dumped on by the big city.
David Bryan
Well I should be sitting in an air-conditioned office in a swivel chair, talking trash to the secretary. Saying, hey now mama, come on over here.
Jim Croce
Putin’s an egomaniac, so there are two ways he can process his ego mania. He can say, “Oh, I stood up to the U.S.,” or, “Hey, I’m essential to the world order.”
David Brooks
I find Donald Trump to be incredibly gracious, energetic, I mean the greatest compliment you can get from Donald Trump is not hey, that’s brilliant or that was really smart or great job. It’s you’re really high energy.
Kellyanne Conway
That is the brilliant thing about the millennials. They’re not obsessing about, “Hey, there is not going to be a job for me” – they’re trying to take advantage of how good a life they can have without having to create so much nominal income.
Ken Moelis
I always stay with my parents. When you come home, you gotta do that. It’s weird to be like, ‘Hey, I’m at a hotel. Drive 20 minutes to see me, and we’ll have dinner.’
John Krasinski
I look up to Jimmy Fallon. He hosts talk shows as a fan himself, and that’s how I do it. When the celebrities come in, I’m excited that they’re there. It’s not just like a formal, ‘Hey, how are ya?’ It’s like, ‘Dude, what the hell! So happy to see you!’ That’s what Jimmy Fallon does every time.
Vinny Guadagnino
Hey, guess who’s gay? The Green Lantern from the comic books. Today Mitt Romney knocked him down and shaved his head.
David Letterman
I’ve been having meetings with people, just everywhere in the world, and it’s like, ‘Hey, really love you to work with me, send me some ideas.’ That’s the crazy part.
Hey, every once in awhile the secondary form works better than the original but it’s certainly a rarity.
Jaime Hernandez
Regret should be handled swiftly, and you shouldn’t hold onto it. People spend their entire lives regretting what they didn’t do and what they should’ve done. Hey, man, you did what you did.
John Mellencamp
You don’t want to be a gimmick. You don’t want to be a set piece, where people go, ‘Hey, that’s weird.’
Ato Essandoh
How’d we come up with the robe? Was some guy just like, ‘Hey, I’ve got an idea! Why don’t we make a coat out of a towel? You can have a little belt that goes around. You could dunk the belt in the toilet! Have a toilet belt.’
Jim Gaffigan
It’s about ethical. It’s about leading from the front, and it’s kind of hard to look at people and say hey, listen, we need to cut back or it may cost you more money – if you’re not willing to do the same thing.
Rich Nugent
I try to be outraged by things that other people are just very accepting of, as though they’re normal and can’t be changed. A lot of what I write about is, “Hey, you know, this stuff is really awful, and it doesn’t need to be, and that’s why it’s so offensive.” Things should be better.
Matt Taibbi
Kim Kardashian is single again. Hey, great. Maybe that will give the NBA players something to do during the lockout.
Frank Caliendo
Paul never developed a negative attitude. He picked his bloody body up out of the dirt and went back into the city where he had almost been stoned to death, and he said, “Hey, about that sermon I didn’t finish preaching – here it is!”
John Hagee
Sometimes, to help someone you love, you have to commit a felony. But, you don’t want to go to prison for that. Hey, dude, what are you in for? Armed robbery? Murder? And then, you have to say, Love. And, that’s definitely going to get you, you know, picked last for prison kick ball.
Christopher Titus
The Lilith Fair thing was Bummer Town – hey, hop aboard the marginalizing train. I guess you had people come out of that and have careers, but I think there was a pretty intense backlash, too.
St. Vincent
Women are so strong and knowledgeable. You know, instead of competing with each other, I would love to complete each other. Take away that wall of competition and say, ‘Hey, let’s just all get together and help each other be brilliant.’
Marie Osmond
My kids, they’ll see stuff on TV and tell me “hey you were in it.” They’re living their own lives, but it’s interesting to see them discover stuff I’ve done. They like seeing my movies, but I make my choices for me.
Omar Epps
Hey, its not much of a closet is it?” “No. Its not. I don’t like closets. Life’s to short to spend hiding in the dark.
Josh Lanyon
You know, you can try and plan [filming] as much as you want, but you get there on game day and you get thrown a curve ball, I guess, hey, the game plan goes out the window. You’ve got to adapt.
Michael B. Jordan
It’s very important, when you talk about a player like an Aaron Donald, ‘Hey, here comes Ndamukong. How do you feel about a player like that?’
Sean McVay
So I was right, wasn’t I? It’s still you, even in wolf form.’ He grunted. No sudden uncontrollable urges to go kill something?’ He rolled his eyes. Hey, you’re the one who was worried.’ I paused. ‘And I don’t smell like dinner, right?’ I got a real look for that one. Just covering all the bases.
Kelley Armstrong
Hey you! I told you to slow that nag down! Because of you, I almost heard the opera!
Groucho Marx
I really wanted a tennis dress. My parents told me that if I played, they would buy me one. I was like, ‘Hey, I’ll try it.’
Madison Keys
Hey you! Don’t be silly! Put a rubber on your willie!
Madonna Ciccone
Online is such a brilliant, brilliant way to connect with young readers – even if they just want to tweet, ‘Hey, I read your book!’ – that, absolutely, I connect with that. But I also treat writing as solitary and keep it to myself as long as I can.
Patrick Ness
All I can say is, hey, if you have fun doing what you do, if you have fun playing soccer, the creativity is just going to come as time goes on.
Freddy Adu
Hey, let’s get serious… God knows what he’s doin’ He wrote this book here And the book says: ‘He made us all to be just like Him’, So… If we’re dumb… Then God is dumb… (And maybe even a little ugly on the side)
Frank Zappa
I remember Mick Jagger asking me ‘hey, how do you guys feel about us coming over here and taking all the play from you guys?’ I said ‘Well, in a way, you have eliminated all my competition.
Bobby Vinton
Hey, think fast!’ I just looked at Fave as he chucked the basketball at me with possibly the worst overhand throw I’d ever seen. It landed to my far right, then bounced past me, banging against my dad’s truck. ‘Do you have a vision problem of something?’ I asked him. ‘Just keeping you on your toes,’ he replied
Sarah Dessen
I said, ‘Hey’, she said, ‘Hi.’
I said, ‘Us’, she said, ‘Try,’
‘And if you’re thinkin strictly boots, then I’ll say baby, bye bye.’
With any other celebrity, people come up and say, ‘Hey, I really like your work.’ But with my fans, when they see me, they don’t even say hello. They just go, ‘AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!’
Sam Kinison
When people see a talented girl, it calls to mind the very rare breed of women who have managed to succeed. If I were a dude with the exact same voice, band and songs, I doubt they’d compare me to Sheryl Crow. But hey, I’m not complaining. Big fish, small pond.
Grace Potter
Every now and then I’ll read a book, I’ll be so proud of myself, I’ll try and squeeze it into conversation. People will be like, “Hey Jim, how ya do-” “I read a book! Two hundred and fifty pages!” “That’s great, what was it about?” “No idea! Took me three years!”
Jim Gaffigan
Maybe it was a Patty Hearst thing. Stockholm syndrome or whatever it’s called when you’re being held against your will but then you become sucked in and fall in love. Or if not exactly love, you fall into something you can’t see out of. ‘I can’t shoot a machine gun’ becomes ‘Hey, this hardly has any kick-back!
Augusten Burroughs
A big chunk of Western civilization, consciously or otherwise, has given the impression that it’s dying to surrender to somebody, anybody. Reasonably enough, Islam figures: Hey, why not us?
Mark Steyn
To me, the big difference is when you yell cut and then you have to walk over there and deliver a note, it gives it much more import as opposed to “Hey, try that.” It’s just much more intimate, I think.
Will Gluck
I don’t know what a person does that does not have a relationship with God. When he goes to the doctor and the doctors says, ‘Hey, you’ve got less than two months to live and there’s nothing we can do for you.’ Who do they turn to when you’re given something that earth shattering?
Si Robertson
I don’t generally like things that are too pedestrian. But at the same time, and if I’m in the right mood, hey – I ain’t gonna lie – I listen to Joni Mitchell. I listen to ‘Blue,’ I listen to Miles Davis.
Robert Trujillo
I’ve been all over this big old world, hey looking for a ring-dang-do.
Sam the Sham
The CEO of The Cheesecake Factory is now warning that Obamacare will be very costly. Hey, The Cheesecake Factory is one of the reasons we need Obamacare in the first place.
Jay Leno
When I came on ‘The West Wing,’ I jumped onto something that was already a steaming locomotive of a hit. It was very exciting for me because I knew, the moment I got the ‘West Wing’ job, ‘Well, hey, so now I’m on a hit show because it already is established and very popular.’
Joshua Malina
You put this face on television, week in, week out, they’d stop me and they’d say, ‘Hey, Roy, how are you doing?’ They’d know who I was, what I was, what I looked like, and what I did – all from seeing and hearing it at the same time on television.
Roy Clark
For people who mourn for old Times Square – hey, there’s a ton of places in the city still like that! Get on the train and go visit them!
Kurt Braunohler
Hey, well, I’ve been a pretty conservative member of congress.
Roy Blunt
A few weeks after my surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling “Hey, come back here with my breast!”
Linda Ellerbee
I obviously have a knack for getting on paper what a lot of people have thought and didn’t realize they thought. And they say, ‘Hey, yeah!’ And they like that.
Andy Rooney
I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I’d go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think “Hey you, get off the floor!” was my name.
Alice Cooper
Hey big mouth, how do you spell triple?
Shoeless Joe Jackson
For a long time networks just wanted to buy imitations of other shows – i.e. Curb (the Enthusiasm or the Office). The word gets out that “Hey, we want to buy something like that” and every comedy producer just starts dreaming up ideas like that.
B. J. Porter
Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right? He imagined the Fates up in Olympus, laughing at his wishful thinking: LOL, NOOB!
Rick Riordan
From Jay-Z to Nas to Kanye to whoever, I’m just not the type to say, ‘Hey, let me get on your album.’ If they want me, they’re going to reach out and say, ‘I need a joint from you.’
DJ Premier
If e-mail had been around before the telephone was invented, people would have said, ‘Hey, forget e-mail! With this new telephone invention I can actually talk to people!’.
Thomas Friedman
When there’s not ten feet of snow on the ground, I ride my bike down the streets of New York, and I literally hear two things out of car windows as cabs pass by me: They either yell, ‘Hey, dummy,’ or ‘Hey, Mayhem.’
Dean Winters
Hey, I’m a former union president myself and also an attorney that represented a lot of unions.
Stephen F. Lynch
When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they’d say, ‘Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.’ Of course it’s also a good prop on the stage … When you can’t think of what you’re supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.
George Burns
I’ve never asked a player if they would sign my shoe. I’ve certainly had players come up, even before the game has started, and say, “Hey, after the game, can we trade jerseys?” It’s kind of like, “Well, let’s get through the game first and we’ll deal with that later.”
Landon Donovan
Hey, you know what, I’ve gotta go on that ‘Letterman’ show. That show is so lame.
Al Gore
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush’s budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with ‘Hey, look over there, it’s Saddam Hussein.’
Craig Kilborn
Parents know how to push your buttons because, hey, they sewed them on.
Camryn Manheim
Hey, I wasn’t a weirdo. I was in the audio-visual club.
D’arcy Wretzky
On ‘Insecure,’ Molly works at a law firm, and there’s scenes where her boss doesn’t value her voice and doesn’t value her efforts. And we had a lot of women tweeting ‘Me too’ in that situation. We’re saying, ‘Hey, no more. Not on our watch.’
Yvonne Orji
It is unusual for a coach to call you, just from a fundamental standpoint and say ‘hey we’re watching what you do.’
Sean McDermott
Sometimes I stand in store windows and pretend to be a mannequin. People are like ‘hey, that mannequin looks alot like thom yorke’ Then I start to sing The Gloaming and lurch toward them and they run off horrified.
Thom Yorke
I don’t think I can boast about him. ‘Hey, my dad is a British institution; he’s done all these incredible things and I’m really proud of him.’ There is a certain baggage that comes with that in England.
Rebecca Hall
There’s the wind And the rain And the mercy of the fallen Who say, “Hey, it’s not my place To know what’s right” There’s the weak And the strong And the many stars that guide us We have some of them inside us
Dar Williams
Herman Cain was unaware that China is a nuclear power. And I said to myself, ‘Hey, Herman, how about making an unwanted advance on a history book?’
David Letterman
I would have handled it differently than the mayor of Baltimore, that’s for sure. I think it’s a mistake to say, hey, guys, you can pillage the city for a while and we’ll let that go, and we’ll be sort of standing back. I think it’s also important to know some of the underlying causes of why there’s unease in our country.
Rand Paul
I mean, already in the French Revolution, the harpsichord becomes identified with the aristocracy, with the ancien regime. Plus, hey, you know, I mean, harpsichord is a really easy target, isn’t it? I mean, it’s – it’s just how it is.
Mahan Esfahani
Hey, hey, the working man, the working man like me. I ain’t never been on welfare, that’s one place I won’t be.
Merle Haggard
I get a lot of email, so if you’re sending me an email, if you want to rise above the clutter, put something on it: say, ‘Hey!’
Robert Scoble
Hey, I’m happy someone is hiring me. It could be all over. I’m so lucky to have a job.
Kevin Williamson
I tend to write three to four hours a day, depending – oftentimes very late at night. When I write on Twitter, I do other things: I’m working, grading, or reading, and I’m procrastinating, and I’ll pop on Twitter and be like, ‘Hey, what’s up? Yogurt’s delicious.’
Roxane Gay
I’m not targeting government. I’m not saying hey, I’m closing it because I don’t want to give you any data. I’m saying that to protect out customers, we have to encrypt. And a side affect of that is, I don’t have the data.
Tim Cook
Now we’re in an environment where women are increasingly having a huge impact and adding a lot of value to our industry. And women are celebrated if they raise their hand and say, ‘Hey, you’re missing my value. You’re not recognizing what I’m doing.’
Diane Greene
There are not too many places I can go without someone saying, ‘Hey, can I take a picture of you with my daughter,’ or whatever. I’m humble when it comes to that stuff. I never refuse a handshake or a kiss on the cheek. The fans are the ones who put me where I am today.
Michael Sorrentino
Anarchy would be a world that nobody felt responsible for, that nobody felt any sort of love for. When there’s real intelligence happening, when there’s real love happening, there’s a sense of responsibility: Hey, we’ve got to take care of this place and each other.
Ed Kowalczyk
Show a little faith there is magic in the night. You ain’t a beauty, but hey you’re alright, and that’s alright with me.
Bruce Springsteen
By the time May rolls around, I’m probably going to want to spend a month on an island. But if Steven Spielberg or Steven Soderbergh or any number of directors were to say ‘Hey, there’s this role, are you interested?’ I’d be there in a flash
Marg Helgenberger
Bacon’s on the way.” He smiled. “Hey, they like you!” Wrath to Beth after the brother’s bow to her.
J.R. Ward
It’s always been the case that you have the really rich, and the really poor. But hey, look, all the great empires have their periods where they rule the world, and then they crumble.
Mickey Rourke
I am not a technical drummer at all. I’m more from the Keith Moon/Lars Ulrich school of, ‘Hey, look at me!’ I just get up there and bash.
Mike Portnoy
I’m not one of those kind of people who does the observational ‘Hey, don’t you hate it when you’re at the grocery store and the line’s long and the cash register starts taking too long.’ I don’t really do that kind of stuff. I’m heavy on persona, and I do a lot of interacting with the audience.
Judah Friedlander
When you come to America, it’s a very serious thing. It’s not like you arrive and they say, ‘Hey, come on! Do movies!’ I can’t just be hopping around. I have to focus and be still and make sure that I put the time and effort in. Because if I don’t, I could lose it like that.
Maggie Q
I think that some of the earliest ideas in the modern period were actually from astronomy. You look at Galileo: He goes up and points his telescope up at Jupiter and finds out, hey, Jupiter has these moons.
Trevor Paglen
I’m going to teach high school. History and economics. I may even coach wrestling. Hey, Indiana Jones taught school, too.
Erik Prince
There’s not much I dislike more than being addressed as “Hey you” and being poked with a finger.
Charlaine Harris
Fear is a great signal. It’s like a pain signal. Hey, look at me, look at me. Get your focus right over here, at the pain.
Wim Hof
I used to think I was tough, but there’s a difference between bravado and courage, and I only started to show courage when I began to get help. So now I make a point of telling people, ‘Hey, it’s a good thing to ask for help, not a bad thing.’
Jimmy Barnes
Chiron insisted that we talk about the Labyrinth in the morning which is like ‘Hey, your life’s in mortal danger. Sleep tight!
Rick Riordan
I’d rather be involved and somebody say, ‘Hey, coach, here’s what I need you to do. Go down to the D-League and work with guys’… I want the D-League coach to learn how to be a head coach.
Larry Brown
I’ve got corporate executives, my bosses… this is true… who will text message me… and say, ‘Hey a, heard you had chemotherapy today, want me to stop by and pick you up something to eat and bring it to you?’ Whose boss does that? My bosses do that.
Stuart Scott
When he asked if I would like to try second base, I thought, Hey, get me in the lineup.
Bobby Thomson
If you’re doing this because you feel like you have a burning desire to do it, then you’ll find a way to do it, no matter what. If you’re doing this because you’re thinking, ‘Hey, this will be really cool. I’ll be famous. I’ll be on YouTube,’ then you’ll probably quit, because it’s not easy to do for the long haul.
Trisha Yearwood
I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve still got it.’
Larry David
When I first joined SAG, there was another John Reilly. My dad was John Reilly, too, but growing up I was John John. Nobody in life calls me John C. It’s more like, ‘Hey you, Step Brother!’
John C. Reilly
Hey Rose, welcome back. You still breaking hearts?” “Are you volunteering?” His grin widened.” Let’s hang out sometime and find out. If you ever get parole.
Richelle Mead
Hey, what if those crop circles are just ads for Target?
Dennis Miller
Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can’t decide if it’s good news or not? Hey you look… great?
Dana Gould
I try to be outraged by things that other people are just very accepting of, as though they’re normal and can’t be changed. A lot of what I write about is, ‘Hey, you know, this stuff is really awful, and it doesn’t need to be, and that’s why it’s so offensive.’ Things should be better.
Matt Taibbi
Yeah according to my- Hey, are you staring at my chest? -Rose to Adrian
Richelle Mead
I’ve seen a lot of brands fail because they went, ‘Hey, look, we’re from New York, and that’s what we’re all about.’ But wherever you go, people are proud of where they are. So even though we’re from New York, what we do is a mindset: it’s got to work in Japan, in Los Angeles, London, wherever.
James Jebbia
I smirk as Peter misses again. I can’t help myself. “Hey, Peter,” I say, ” Remember what a target is?
Veronica Roth
Americans are cool; if you show just a chink of vulnerability, they respond so much. They’ll pat you on the arm and say, ‘Hey kid, you’re all right.’ Brits will respond but they are much more cynical.
Bear Grylls
When you’re a little kid, you have nerve. I’d walk right up to whoever was recording and say, ‘Hey, dude, what’s the lick of the week?’
Dimebag Darrell
We recognize that there have been acts in the past that are Asian or Korean who tried to go, ‘Hey, I’m a huge star in Korea, I’m a huge star in Asia so you guys need to respect me for being a huge star there.’ But I don’t know. As much as we may be big, we have to be very humble and start from the ground up in the States.
Eric Nam
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole!
Robin Williams
Hey! You can be more than just a car company. You can be more than just a pet food company. You can aspire to loving dogs, rather than just feeding dogs.
Lee Clow
You can do anything in the world if you say “Hey man, don’t blame me, the devil made me do it. It’s an easy way to escape responsibility.”
Ice Cube
Everybody has their cliques, and I was very shy. I’m still very shy. Music opened up doors. I would get to my choir class, and I was sort of one of the better kids… I could read music. That’s when I realized how good El Coro de San Juan was. I felt, for once, like, hey, I can fit in.
Luis Fonsi
What America was built on was being able to say, ‘Hey, we’re going to come in and use our resources to build for ourselves and our communities and build around that. We’re not going to depend on others.’
Hey, Volusian, you haven’t been checking me out, have you?” He gave me his trademark bland stare. “I assure you, mistress, the only allure your bare flesh has for me is to remind me how easy it will be to slice open.” I laughed. If not for the fact he was actually serious, he’d be so much fun.
Richelle Mead
Facebook, from what I can tell, is the virtual equivalent of dropping into the homes of several million people, all of whom say at the same time: ‘Hey! Let’s set up the slide projector!’
Linwood Barclay
I’m quite honored by it. They [people] tell me that , ‘If it hadn’t of been for you, I wouldn’t have played drums.’ Hey, don’t blame me, I was just up there doing my stuff. So no, I never take it as any real pressure.
Ringo Starr
Ah, man. (Talon) What? (Wulf) Friggin’ Fabio alert. (Talon) Hey, you’re not too far from the mark either, blondie. (Wulf) Bite me, Viking. (Talon)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I had not expected to ever be in a position to able to say, ‘Hey, see the magazine with J. Lo on the cover? They reviewed my book inside.’
Alexi Zentner
hey guys i would like you to try this book you will love it!
Jeff Kinney
One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like, ‘Hey, there’s an asshole.’
Demetri Martin
That is a terrible plan.” “Hiccup’s plans are always t-terrible.” “Hey! You’re still here, aren’t you?
Cressida Cowell
The fans always ask me, ‘Is Si that crazy in real life?’ and I said, ‘No, hey, he tones it down for television.’
Si Robertson
Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
CM Punk
Life is sacred? Who said so, God? Hey, if you read history you’ll realize that God is one of the leading causes of death…has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing each other because God told them it was a good idea.
George Carlin
Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.
Michael Cera
They [Andrea Leadsom and Theresa May] both went to state schools, they are both women, hey, that’s pretty quirky for the Tory party. Isn’t this the new sort of Tory party ?
Tim Loughton
Hey! Who stole my collection of used bandages?! And they also got away with my nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine!
George Carlin
I was watching ‘Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood’, ‘Sesame Street’, ‘Electric Company’, ‘Romper Room’, and ‘Villa Alegre!’ when I said to my self, ‘Hey, self! Wouldn’t it be fun to be one of those kids on the TV?’ My mom thought it was a pretty good idea, too… and she instantly moved us from the Bay Area to Malibu… nice.
Keith Coogan
The laws imposed by Brussels damage Italian artisans, traders, pensioners, but hey, Europe is asking, so we have to obey. Come on, if Europe asks me to throw myself in a well, I’m not going to do that just because Europe is asking me to, am I?
Matteo Salvini
Every time I walk by a spy shop, I think that I need to put some surveillance on somebody. Rick’s been acting fishy! I need to buy a safe that looks like a Spray ‘N Wash can. “Hey, Mitch, can I use the Spray ‘N Wash?” “Yeah, if you want to spray your shirt with documents!”
Mitch Hedberg
With any of the movies I’ve had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I’ve had a chance to contribute to, people approach me and say, ‘Hey, would you like to do this?’ I laugh out loud and say, ‘Yes, that’d be funny.’ Or, I’m very moved by what I read and say, ‘Yes. How can I help you?’
John Cena
Grab somebody sexy, tell the hey!
I wouldn’t wear turtlenecks. That I’m not envious of. But who knows? I might sneak out a few things and hope and pray that no one says, ‘Hey, didn’t you wear that when you were playing an enormous geek on TV?’
Simon Helberg
Comedians work great as actors because they’re good under pressure. With a lot of actors, you have to make them feel like everything’s going really well to get a good performance out of them. But, if you have a comedian on the set, you can tell them, ‘Hey, you really are screwing this up,’ and then they just get better.
Louis C. K.
Somehow I think Trophy Wives wear more makeup and less cutlery. But hey, I haven’t ever met a Trophy Wife, maybe I’m wrong. Maybe they know what I know, that the true way to a man’s heart is six inches of metal between his ribs.
Laurell K. Hamilton
I’ve never had any real big blow-ups. I go against the grain. Hey, it’s life, I’m happy.
Jermaine Jackson
My brain goes very easily into the darkness. It always has. There are people who like to see what’s under the rock and people who don’t, and for some reason I’ve always been one of those to say, ‘Hey, let’s flip over that rock.’
Gillian Flynn
General Wesley Clark commented on Gore endorsing Howard Dean. He said endorsements don’t win elections. Hey, in this country, votes don’t even win elections.
Jay Leno
A kid came up to me the other day and said, ‘Hey, you’re the guy on Scrubs!’ Kid, I am Scrubs, and don’t you forget it.
Zach Braff
Any therapist can give you the expertise of their education, but we all know there’s that person in our lives that’s been like, ‘Hey, one time I did this thing,’ and that will stay with you for so much longer than the stuff that probably should, because it’s from direct experience.
Karen Kilgariff
Sam did smile then, and said softly, “Hey Angel.
Maggie Stiefvater
I hear it all the time. Walking through an airport or something like that, I still get a random, ‘Hey, I’m a Bills fan. Appreciate ya!’ Stuff like that.
Andy Dalton
I am here, a citizen of this country, and I’m saying, ‘Hey, the system failed me. I am a good citizen. I contribute to this country, and here I am sharing my story. What are you going to do now?’
Diane Guerrero
If you’re really satisfied with your position on something, you just say, ‘Hey;’ you just very calmly present something.
Clint Eastwood
… That would be like stepping in front of a moving train and saying, ‘Hey, honey, come stand next to me.'” I hopped off the wall and stood next to him. “Anytime.” He just looked at me. “I’ve never killed a train before. It might be fun to try.
Ilona Andrews
It’s going to be unbelievable, you know. There’s going to be a lot of people cheering for Mark McGwire and me. And, hey, we’ll see how it goes.
Sammy Sosa
Kids can relate to having some scary person living near their house. They can relate to, ‘Hey, don’t go near that house.’ We all can.
Fred Willard
Hey, moose!” I screamed. The Set animal locked its glowing eyes one me. Well done! Horus said. Now we’ll both die with honor! Shut up, I thought.
Rick Riordan
Hey! I don’t have to put up with this! I’m rich!
Daphne Zuniga
When I encountered “The Lady of Shallot” (to take a “for instance” allusion from the many in the book, this one from the “Etiology” section) it was still considered a “great poem.” What does that poem – or rather a particular presentation of that poem (hey, admire this!) – do to a young woman?
Laura Mullen
Just checking up on someone with a, ‘Hey, how are you doing?’ usually means the most to someone. I try my best to regularly check in with friends who are musicians just because I know we go through things where we feel like people only hit us up because they need something from us like a verse or a promo.
Hey fellas! This is what you work all off season for. This is why you lift all them weights! This is why you do all that!
Bill Parcells
This morning the electricity came on for a few minutes, and when it did, Jonny said, “Hey, it’s a black-on.” This is what passes for humor around here.
Susan Beth Pfeffer
As a rule, I try to avoid the French Quarter because of the crowds, especially Bourbon Street. But hey, some people love it. A great, wild, adult thing to see is the costume competition in front of the bar Oz on Bourbon early morning on Fat Tuesday.
Bryan Batt
Hey, I was raised in the church.
Cheech Marin
While you’re improvising, you may come up with something which will break him up. As soon as that smile comes out, you know that, hey, we’re having fun.
Shelley Berman
Don’t run back inside, darlin’, you know just what I’m here for. So you’re scared and you’re thinkin’ we ain’t that young any more…Show a little faith! There’s magic in the night. You ain’t a beauty, but hey, you’re all right.
Bruce Springsteen
Sex is logically impossible after marriage. You have to overcome the paradox of Not this again, and Hey, where did you learn that?
Emo Philips
My mother was a beauty queen in her hey day. That’s where I learnt a little about makeup and hair… I had never picked up or even seen a ‘Vogue’ before I was 17. I had no idea about fashion, magazines, models or designers. No idea.
Kylie Bax
As a child, because manga was always around and I was reading it, I naturally thought, “Hey, I’d like to draw manga – I’d like to be a manga author!”
Natsuki Takaya
Bad news has never been broken gently in my family. Because, breaking it gently takes a few extra seconds. And who’s got that kinda time? Hey, we maybe failures, but we are very busy.
Christopher Titus
If I say, ‘Hey, I’m Psy.’ ‘Psy?’ ‘The guy from the video on YouTube?’ ‘Oh.’ I hate that. I’ve got to be more popular than the video. So I need to keep promoting myself.
‘Twilight’ has been a great opportunity, and it’s been great fun. Hey, if I’m 50, and someone still wants an autograph for ‘Twilight,’ OK, cool.
Christian Serratos
And they choose our mates. (Ravyn) So what do they do? Jump here on earth, tap you on the shoulder, and say, ‘Hey, bub, marry her’? (Susan)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
I hope that 9/11 has grouped us as one, and in doing so it has united us. Perhaps as a unit we can help each other get ahead, survive and succeed in this free world. And hey guys, let’s not forget out manners!!
Doug Davidson
I know, it was a little bit out of control, but hey. It was all fun.
Elisha Cuthbert
Hey, a woman changed her mind – what else is new?
Glenn Frey