Eddie Cantor Quotes

When I see the Ten Most Wanted Lists… I always have this thought: If we’d made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn’t be wanted now.

It takes years to make an overnight success.

It takes twenty years to become an overnight success.

Truth or tact? You have to choose. Most times they’re not compatible. It’s so hard to draw the line.

He hasn’t an enemy in the world – but all his friends hate him.

Matrimony is not a word, it’s a sentence.

All women are natural born espionage agents.

Words fascinate me. They always have. For me, browsing in a dictionary is like being turned loose in a bank.

Love isn’t like a reservoir. You’ll never drain it dry. It’s much more like a natural spring. The longer and farther it flows, the stronger and deeper and clearer it becomes.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.