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Deodorant Quotes

Deodorant Quotes by Elsa Hosk, Harlan Ellison, Albert Hammond, Jr., Paul Walker, Bill Murray, Elizabeth Taylor and many others.

Oh my God, I sweat so much! You have to keep deodorant in your purse and use those deodorising wipes that cool you off a bit.
Elsa Hosk
Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste?
Harlan Ellison
I actually use women’s perfume – I have since I was a kid. It’s called Anais Anais, from Rachael. It smells like a beautiful woman and a bouquet of flowers. I use that and Right Guard deodorant.
Albert Hammond, Jr.
I pack a toothbrush, toothpaste, and deodorant. That’s it. I don’t have the time or patience for anything else. I’m a natural kind of guy. I don’t style my hair – never learned how.
Paul Walker
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
Bill Murray
Money is the best deodorant.
Elizabeth Taylor
I was going to go make a film in Greece. If they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?
Dyan Cannon
Christian Deodorant: “Thou Shalt Not Smell”
George Carlin
I just always feel that you need Degree deodorant when you have those moments whether they are embarrassing or whatever, but every day you should be protected. I wish that maybe I had a type of celebrity to look up to when I was young telling me what to use and stuff.
Ashley Tisdale
If the people in Europe are SOOOOOO smart, how come so many of them can’t seem to locate the deodorant, huh?
Dave Barry
There’s no deodorant for desperation.
Jerry Stahl
Oh good Lord. She definitely hadn’t put on enough deodorant for this.
Jill Shalvis
… there is no deodorant like success.
Elizabeth Taylor
I had a brief experience in the food industry. I was a bus boy in a Mexican restaurant in Arizona, scraping re-fried beans off people’s plates. It teaches you a bit of humility and the importance of a good deodorant.
Wentworth Miller
Winning is the best deodorant.
Jason Kidd
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it. I’m 24 years old, I’ve got a load a money, what am I gonna do, sit at home and twiddle me thumbs? No. I’m gonna go out and ‘ave it.
Liam Gallagher
[Travel seems] not just a way of having a good time, but something that every self-respecting citizen ought to undertake, like a high-fiber diet, say, or a deodorant.
Jan Morris
I’m attracted to bold women – I collect them. I met one of my best friends when we both were about 22 and working at ‘Mirabella’ magazine. I was wearing this blue dress I had borrowed from my mom, and I didn’t know I had deodorant lines all over it until my friend signaled to me.
Tracee Ellis Ross
I’ve always said winning’s the great deodorant, and conversely, when you have a bad record – everything stinks – and everything starts to unravel, and everything falls apart.
John Madden
Success is a great deodorant.
Elizabeth Taylor
Winning is like deodorant – it comes up and a lot of things don’t stink.
Doc Rivers
I used to, but when I stopped… It’s something you gotta get out your system. But when I stopped wearing deodorant, I stopped getting as funky when I sweat. I don’t know if it’s just a hormone thing.
Paul Wall
I’ve always said winning’s the great deodorant, and conversely, when you have a bad record, everything stinks, and everything starts to unravel, and everything falls apart.
John Madden
Winning is the deodorant of the game, it covers all bad smells.
Steve Nicol
I like the brand BioNike for shower gel, creams, deodorant, and hair products. I also love RestivOil – it’s a yellowy, orange shampoo that I’ve used forever because it’s the gentlest on the scalp.
Margherita Missoni
Americans want grungy people, stabbing themselves in the head on stage. They get a bright bunch like us, with deodorant on, they don’t get it.
Liam Gallagher
I am obsessed with Green Tidings deodorant – it’s this natural deodorant.
Adrienne C. Moore
I don’t wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. That’s basically what I smell like.
Mads Mikkelsen
I was going to go make a film in Greece. if they caught you with this much marijuana, they threw you in jail, no questions asked, and I was trying to stuff it in my deodorant bottles. I thought, what I am doing?
Dyan Cannon
Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.
Elizabeth Taylor
I may be nervous,” I say. “Okay, I’m really glad you said that, because I just went to the back room to put on more deodorant.” Sebastian says.
Deb Caletti
Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.
Alexandra Ripley
That’s what she was, Joanna felt suddenly. That’s what they all were, all the Stepford wives: actresses in commercials, pleased with detergents and floor wax, with cleansers, shampoos, and deodorants. Pretty actresses, big in the bosom but small in the talent, playing housewives unconvincingly, too nicey-nice to be real.
Ira Levin