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I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.
Bernard Manning
If you want to drink, have a drink… if you want to drive, then drive… there’s nothing worse than having a smash sober.
Bernard Manning
Uncyclopedia isn’t funny anymore.
Bernard Manning
I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.
Bernard Manning
I once got sacked for laughing … mind you, I was driving a hearse at the time.
Bernard Manning
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
Bernard Manning